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Hello, boys.

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Jerry! I had no idea you were the men
sent out to pay for this room. I'm glad

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see you. Tell me, Jerry, what are you
doing here?

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Well, this is my house.

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You must have opened a bank.

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Yeah, at night.

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Oh, I sell insurance.

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Say, if you fellas want to quit working
and collect 500 a month, all you've got

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to do is take out a policy.

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How do you get in on this insurance
game?

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Well, you take out a policy.

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Then you go to the insurance doctor and
pretend you're nuts.

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And the insurance company pays you $500
a month.

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$500 a month? It's a banana.

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Bonanza. Bonanza, banana, bandana. As
long as you don't have to work anymore.

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How much does it cost?

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Oh, $25 down, $50 a month.

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I've got an application blank. I'll get
it and help you fill it out.

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$50.

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Thank you.

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Fork over. Where's that dollar?

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Oh, no.

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Come on. No, don't.

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That's my favorite dollar. What do you
mean, your favorite dollar? I raised it

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from a set. Now cut it out.

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Come on, start.

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Hey, where's the key?

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In the purse.

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In the purse? What's it in there for?

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Any sap knows that, so I won't lose it.

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Come on, come on.

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That's what you are.

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That's what you are.

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Wait a minute. Hold still, will you?

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Getting it the hard way, huh?

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Oh! Oh!

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Oh! Oh!

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Hmm.

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Can't even trust a moth. Give me that.

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You're next.

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Shoot the money to me, honey.

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I don't want to play. Get away.

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Come on.

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Come across with that door. I'll tear
the rest of it out.

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All right.

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All right.

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Now we'll fill out the blank.

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Which one do you want to insure?

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Him.

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Not me.

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I refuse.

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I still refuse.

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I surrender, dear. I surrender.

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All right. Here you are.

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Sign right on the dotted line.

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This is the joint.

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Boy, we'll be in the money soon.

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The insurance company wants the doctor
to examine him to prove that he's batty.

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That shouldn't be hard.

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Where's your policy?

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Right here, madam.

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How about a date, Toots?

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You're supposed to be a dog and don't
forget.

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Come on.

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Here they are, doctor.

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Hiya, doctor.

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Which one is the crazy one?

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That one.

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Yeah, sir.

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This is a very sad case, doctor.

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Ever since he's been bitten by a dog, he
thinks he is one.

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What happened to the dog that bit him?

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He died.

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Step into the office. I'll examine him.

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Come on, hydrophobia.

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Up here.

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Now, let me see the heart.

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Two spades.

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I double. I redouble.

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Let the doctor do his stuff. Go on, Doc.

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Oh, Doc.

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You'll have to excuse him. He's a very
playful pup.

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There's

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something

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loose inside.

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Oh, you're wrong, Doctor.

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His head is empty.

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Sounds like water on the brain.

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You mean he may go from mad to worse?

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Exactly. I ought to operate on his
brain. Well, you can't do that. You'd

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cut through the bone.

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Come in.

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Oh! Oh!

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This is serious. He may go violently
insane any minute.

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Oh, he's washing that right now.

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Now, be quiet. Take it easy. Be quiet.

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Didn't I tell you he was crazy?

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Now do we get the insurance money? Why,
this man is dangerous. I've got to

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operate immediately.

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What, on me?

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Yes, now don't worry.

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It won't hurt. I'm just going to take
the top of your head off right there.

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Come on, Roe. Not me. Come on.

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Wait a minute. Call the police. Hey,
hey.

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Madman just left my office.

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You nitwit. If you had played your part
like a Pekingese instead of a wolfhound,

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our plan would have worked.

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Boy, that was a narrow escape.

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You're telling me. That guy wanted to
carve me up.

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I never heard two dogs make so much
noise.

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When we're running, Doggy's down. Why,
he's more fun than a painted clown.

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We interrupt this program to broadcast a
warning. Be on the lookout for three

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funny -looking men.

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One is an escaped lunatic who imagines
he is a dog.

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Be careful. He bites.

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That is all.

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That's enough.

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As a success, you may see him. If not,
you can claim the body. Thank you,

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Doctor.

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Where do you think you're going?

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We're going to see your friend, Charlie.

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Charlie? Oh, Charlie.

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You know Charlie. A fellow walks like
this... Yeah, he's got a bad case of

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ingrown heels. He starts off...

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No cop can ever catch us. You said it,
kid.

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That was a

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close shave.

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Look at the cute baby.

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Boy, aren't they cute?

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Yeah, the one with the red hair with
the... Hey, cop.

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Did you see two funny -looking guys
running around here?

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No, he's a sick man. I have to go.

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Hey, are you... Oh,

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what's

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the use?

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Yes, doctor. Come with me, nurse.

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He's out like a light.

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He's ready for you, doctor.

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It's Dr. Lirius. Quick, the smelly salt.
Yes, doctor.

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Hey, you.

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Move these bodies to the crematory. Yes,
sir, the crematory.

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Crematory? Boy, that's a real hot foot.

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Let's get out of here.

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We'll get you out of this. There we are.

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I'm sorry, bud.

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Yeah, we'll have it all wiped off here
right away.

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Hey, it's him, Jerry.

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Our little insurance pal.

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What are we waiting for?

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Take it easy, that's it.

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Look out, look out.